the rock vs roman reigns, jey uso, paul heyman, solo sikoa, cody rhodes, seth rollins, drew mcintyre, cm punk, damien priest, gunther, la knight, logan paul, rhea ripley, bron breakker, sheamus, liv morgan, nia jax, the miz, braun strowman, triple h, john cena, bray wyatt, chris jericho, mjf, samoa joe, adam cole, christian cage, adam cole, swerve strickland, bryan danielson, jon moxley, big show, nick aldis, and adam cole at the mic
If The Rock were to go head-to-head with this insane lineup of talent at the mic, it would be a spectacle of epic proportions! Here's how The Rock could lay the verbal smackdown on each of them, one by one:
Roman Reigns
The Rock: "Big Dog, Tribal Chief, Head of the Table... well, guess what, cousin? The Rock built the whole damn table! You may sit at the head now, but The Rock will flip it over and lay the SmackDown Hotel right on top of you!"
Jey Uso
The Rock: "Main Event Jey? More like opening match Jey! Step aside, little cousin, before The Rock makes you the guy holding my lei backstage!"
Paul Heyman
The Rock: "Paul, The Rock knows your big mouth has signed more checks than the Tribal Chief’s reigns combined, but when The Great One's around, you're just another jabroni manager looking for relevance."
Solo Sikoa
The Rock: "Silent but deadly, huh, Solo? More like silent and forgettable! The Rock will slap that expression off your face and teach you to speak up!"
Cody Rhodes
The Rock: "Cody Rhodes, Mr. American Nightmare. The Rock ain't scared of nightmares because The Rock is your worst dream come true. The dream? Over. The nightmare? Delivered!"
Seth Rollins
The Rock: "Seth Freakin' Rollins? The Rock thinks you freak out because your wardrobe choices are more flamboyant than your moves. The Rock says take a hike, Monday Night Moron!"
Drew McIntyre
The Rock: "Big Drew, the Scottish Warrior! You carry a sword because you can’t cut it with your skills. The Rock says he’ll use that sword to carve your name out of history."
CM Punk
The Rock: "Oh look, it's CM Punk, Mr. Straight Edge! Well, The Rock's got some advice for you: Edge yourself out of The Rock’s ring, jabroni!"
Damien Priest
The Rock: "Priest, The Rock doesn’t care if you’re part of some Judgment Day. You come after The Great One, you’ll be judged, smacked, and dismissed!"
Gunther
The Rock: "Gunther? The so-called Ring General? You can be a general all you want because this is The Rock’s warzone, and you’re just a rookie soldier."
LA Knight
The Rock: "Lemme talk to ya! Oh, wait—you just copied The Rock’s style and made it boring. Yeah, The Rock said it!"
Logan Paul
The Rock: "Logan Paul, The Rock doesn’t care how many followers you have. All your clout won’t save you when The People’s Champion lays the SmackDown on your candy ass!"
Rhea Ripley
The Rock: "Rhea, The Rock sees you staring. You’re tough, you’re ruthless, but The Rock’s still the most electrifying man in all of entertainment!"
Bron Breakker
The Rock: "Big, bad Bron Breakker, the next-gen Steiner! Well, Bron, The Rock doesn’t care about your bloodline. You can break names, but you can’t break The Rock’s spirit."
Sheamus
The Rock: "Sheamus, fella, you’re tougher than a $2 steak, but even you will crumble under The People’s Elbow!"
Liv Morgan
The Rock: "Liv, you’ve got the spunk, the fight, and the heart, but when it comes to the mic, you better leave that to The Rock!"
Nia Jax
The Rock: "Nia, we’re family, but if you step to The Rock, even you’ll get put through the mat. Know your role, and stay in your lane!"
The Miz
The Rock: "The Miz? Really? Really?! You’re not awesome, you’re annoying. The Rock’s foot in your mouth—that’s awesome!"
Braun Strowman
The Rock: "Big, bad Braun? The Rock’s not impressed. You’re the Monster Among Men, but The Rock’s the titan that slays monsters."
Triple H
The Rock: "Hunter, The Rock respects you, but let’s not forget—you held the shovel, but The Rock dug the graves of your career!"
John Cena
The Rock: "Oh, Cena, here we go again. The Rock beat you once, and he’ll beat you twice. You can’t see me? Oh, but you’ll feel me!"
Bray Wyatt
The Rock: "Bray Wyatt, all your spooky lanterns won’t save you from the ass-whooping The Rock’s about to deliver!"
Chris Jericho
The Rock: "Jericho, The Rock sees you still drinking from the fountain of ego. Too bad, because your time... is up!"
MJF
The Rock: "MJF, Maxwell Jacob Friedman? The Rock calls you MDF—'Mostly Delusional Fool.'"
Samoa Joe
The Rock: "Joe, we’re family, but you step in The Rock’s way, and you’ll be Samoan no more!"
Adam Cole
The Rock: "Adam Cole, bay-bay! More like Adam Troll, lame-lame! Your mic game can’t keep up with The Great One!"
Christian Cage
The Rock: "Christian Cage, The Rock sees you’ve found a cage to hide in. Stay there, jabroni."
Swerve Strickland
The Rock: "Swerve, you can strut all you want, but you’ll swerve right into a People’s Elbow!"
Bryan Danielson
The Rock: "Danielson, The Rock respects your skills, but even you’ll say ‘Yes!’ when The Rock sends you packing."
Jon Moxley
The Rock: "Mox, you’re unhinged, unpredictable, but no amount of crazy saves you from The Rock!"
Big Show
The Rock: "Big Show, how many turns does it take before The Rock turns you irrelevant? Answer: Just one!"
Nick Aldis
The Rock: "Nick Aldis, you’re all class, but even you can’t keep up with The Rock’s sass."
Adam Cole (again)
The Rock: "Wait, Adam Cole again? You better call backup, bay-bay, because The Rock just roasted you twice!"
Verdict: The Rock wins the verbal war hands down, electrifying the mic like no other!
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